31
Aug
08

A “Valid” Letter to Mr. Bill Gates

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he ran up to Amritsar! (A place in india)
So, we request you to change that to ‘sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system?
I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft
sentence’, so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows ‘MY Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the
PC at home only.

9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My
Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?


4 Responses to “A “Valid” Letter to Mr. Bill Gates”


  1. 1 m
    September 7, 2008 at 8:14 am

    posting stuff a month after it hits main stream sites? besides its not even funny

  2. September 18, 2008 at 11:01 am

    havnt updated for a long time?

  3. November 23, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Hey,this is really a cool site.I like the funny things here.Thanks for the cool stuffs.

  4. May 17, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    I drop a comment when I appreciate a post on a blog
    or I have something to add to the discussion. Usually it is a result of the passion communicated in the article I browsed.
    And on this post A Valid Letter to Mr. Bill Gates | Omg OWNED!!$#%$$@!
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