Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. He doesn’t remember how he got home from the party.

Fearful he made some horrible blunder, he forces his eyes open, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. Next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing, all clean and pressed on a chair.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order and spotlessly clean.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:


Breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling!


He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.

Jack asks, ‘Son… what happened last night?’

‘Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk out of your mind. You fell
over the coffee table and broke it, then you puked in the hallway, and
got that black eye when you ran into the door.’

Confused, he asked his son, ‘So,why is everything in such
perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me?’

His son replies, ‘Oh THAT…. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!’

7 Responses to “Priceless”

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    Indeed PRICELESS XD or is it better to say…priceless husband instead? XD

  2. July 4, 2008 at 5:31 am

    haha! now isn’t that sweet…

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