12
Jun
08

13 Messed up Applications

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India …

1. Infosys, Bangalore :
An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son: “as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”

3. Another gem from CDAC.
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

6. An incident of a leave letter
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”

9. Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”

10. Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.

12. Letter writing: –
“I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

13. A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’…As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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7 Responses to “13 Messed up Applications”


  1. June 12, 2008 at 4:40 am

    Wow the first five are really amazing!

    Thanks for the lolz!

  2. 2 Gentle Rain
    June 12, 2008 at 4:46 am

    Yeah I agree. Totally Hilarious!!

    http://englishfail.wordpress.com

  3. June 12, 2008 at 5:39 am

    ahahahahaha

    @11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
    “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.

    omgOWNED!

  4. June 12, 2008 at 7:04 am

    Hmmm.. wow.. if i’m the boss… i could have .. lol

  5. 5 Ladyinred
    June 12, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    #4 4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
    “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”

    ahahahaha

  6. June 12, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    I swear I’ve spoken to every single one of those people in my recent dealings w/a large camera manufacturer…


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