How to take care of your Baby for Dummies

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162 Responses to “How to take care of your Baby for Dummies”

  1. 1 dewilsonx
    June 5, 2008 at 2:29 am


  2. 2 ali
    June 5, 2008 at 2:51 am

    What the hell is a dewilsonx?? Sounds like a demon with a cold!

  3. 3 lpatti
    June 5, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    This is funny! I loved the humor!

  4. June 5, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    So funny. Really. Nothing more can be said. Brilliant!

  5. 5 Simon C
    June 5, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    I think some of those Yes and No’s were the wrong way round

  6. 6 kibblesbits
    June 6, 2008 at 3:14 am

    Oh, I love this, LOVE THIS!

  7. 7 learninghowtofight
    June 8, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    ahahaha drying baby! that floored me!

  8. 8 fuoco
    June 8, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    This is a true gem…

  9. June 8, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    where do you find this stuff! Its so funny!

  10. June 8, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    Holy crap. I nearly choked on my Snickers bar from laughing so hard. Thanks for sharing this. Cheers!

  11. June 8, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    Those pictures are so so funny. The one the baby is biting the shoe reminds my son. He grab everything he could reach and put it into his little mouth. Sometime he does his shoe too.

    thanks for sharing the pictures!

  12. 12 nande0nande
    June 9, 2008 at 12:46 am


  13. 13 M
    June 9, 2008 at 12:47 am

    That’s hilarious! babycare for dummies.
    more funny signs at http://theworldofm.wordpress.com/tag/funny-signs/

  14. 14 hollytraveling
    June 9, 2008 at 1:30 am

    hahahaha…that’s great.

  15. 15 Jimmy
    June 9, 2008 at 1:52 am

    How did you get a picture of my dad for the babysitting one?

  16. June 9, 2008 at 7:03 am

    Oh my. These are hilarious. XD

  17. June 9, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Hmmm, baby might win that chess game.

  18. 19 Skip Dekades
    June 9, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    I have a new nephew on the way. I’ll make sure his parents see this. Thanks for the LOL tutorial.

  19. 20 Pamela Sansour
    June 9, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    I snorted out loud.

  20. 21 David kuti
    June 9, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Save yourself the trouble, just stick baby in the rubish bin

  21. 22 scuzzbucket
    June 9, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Man that’s funny. In a siniste kinda way!

  22. 24 Johnny
    June 9, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    Those pictures remind me of this book I saw (http://www.booksonboard.com/index.php?BODY=viewbook&BOOK=69742). At first I didn’t believe that the dummy series of books could help me with parenting but I acctually ended up learning a lot.

  23. June 9, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    Hee hee hee…That is funny….

  24. June 10, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! Loved it…This is just wat u need after a hard days work lol

  25. 28 wvugradstudent
    June 10, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    You forgot to credit these pictures. They’re clearly Dr. Spock’s.

  26. June 11, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    Hey Everyone!

    Seems everyone wants to know where these came from. Me! These are all from my book, Safe Baby Handling Tips and it’s available at our website, wrybaby.com. We have another similar book called Safe Baby PREGNANCY Tips and we just launched an hilarious baby journal called The New Parents’ Fun Book. Again, all this and more at wrybaby.com. Thanks!

  27. 30 loobiesmith
    June 12, 2008 at 2:31 am

    I can think of a few parents who should be given these directions before they bring the baby home and lose it to child protection!

  28. June 12, 2008 at 4:20 am

    Thank you WryBabyDave 🙂

    It was a blast !

  29. June 12, 2008 at 11:53 am

    ghahahahahh! those are GREAT!

  30. 33 Furyo-koshi
    June 12, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    I found my mistake…

  31. 34 leslie
    June 12, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    Omg you totally cracked me up! I can’t even pick a favorite one..seriously all of them are rediculously funny. Well, having a cup of coffe with a baby was pretty good.

  32. 37 Lucy
    June 12, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    HA HA!!! Now I see why the kids I teach are all delinquents, their parents have not taken your advice.

  33. June 13, 2008 at 12:19 am

    Wait…babies can’t play chess? No way.

  34. June 13, 2008 at 4:01 am

    I think my mother could learn a thing or 2 from this…

  35. 40 disarminglife
    June 13, 2008 at 5:39 am

    I can think of a few teen moms I could give this guide to.

  36. 41 James
    June 13, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    Is K.D. Lang massaging the baby in the last pic? I think so!

  37. 42 Gevorg
    June 13, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Wow, the baby can really bench-benchpress…. LOl really funny.

  38. 43 ranmon
    June 13, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    This. Is. AWESOME!!! HaHAHAHAH

  39. June 14, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    what’s worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?
    10 dead babies nailed to a tree! 😀


  40. 45 evie
    June 14, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    Nursing yes and no …rock!

  41. 46 jesseybean
    June 16, 2008 at 4:45 am

    Thank you for clearing that up. I was doing it all wrong.

  42. June 18, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    lol will publish it in my wife’s door

  43. August 3, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    thats nice thank you cuse i have a baby alif so yep

  44. December 12, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    this is so not for a kid like me u idout i am a babysitter and i am babysitting rite now NOT REALLY i just had a baby and i am only 17

  45. December 12, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    hey i love this it is sooo awsum but not 4 anytype of a kid

  46. December 12, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    Nursing yes and no …rock!

  47. December 13, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    this is so gay, it makes me want to poop on my baby.
    i like cock:DDDDDDDD

  48. February 21, 2009 at 2:43 pm


  49. March 24, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    This is so awesome. How amuzing would it be to see this at a daycare!
    Drying baby is the best!!

  50. May 29, 2009 at 1:43 am

    This is amazing idea.

  51. May 29, 2009 at 1:45 am

    I will do these with my children Haaaa

  52. June 4, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Nice article admin. I agree with you. i like this blog and will visit this blog any time.

  53. 60 Gayle
    September 24, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    look altough i’m still young i am trying to learn how to take care of a baby and i need to know every step of how to take care of her pls tell me

  54. 61 sakura
    October 16, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    what is wrong with u people thats not funny at all grow up anyone who thinks thats funny is an ideot u all need to grow up i hope none of u have kids u would probaby kill them

  55. October 30, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    very funny. I like it.

  56. 63 haifa
    May 6, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    this is missed up..who would do that to babys

  57. 64 mabey that baby has rabies?
    September 27, 2010 at 8:23 am

    yea man whoever made this i think they should make 1000 more loved it 11/10

  58. October 24, 2010 at 3:14 am

    Stupid but somewhat fuuny

  59. 66 Carlo
    January 31, 2011 at 3:19 am

    so stupid. haha

  60. 68 Loco Live
    February 18, 2011 at 12:02 am

    So fuckin funny. I laughed my ass off! Those parents are a couple of bitches.

  61. 69 levi
    July 9, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    that bundling baby was real funny!!p.s.they put the baby in a garbage bag lol

  62. 70 Salpal
    July 24, 2011 at 3:42 am

    haha lawl–will sit for food ;P their all super funny! PLZ MAKE SOME MORE THEY ARE H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S!!!

  63. 71 zoe
    July 24, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    why would you put a baby in a drier?

  64. September 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    LOL! certainly for DUMMIES!!! ROFL!!!

  65. 73 Vyvyan
    January 28, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    That’s simply awesome! Haha nursing baby really got me.

  66. 74 crystal carlson
    February 29, 2012 at 7:53 am

    Lmao. Great. Thank you.

  67. 75 hannabellah
    April 20, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    dis is so funny!!nd very nice.

  68. July 30, 2012 at 10:00 am

    Very nicely explained tips for parents..must read article..specially the first timer..Thanks for sharing.

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