Boys and girls!! www.OmgOwned.com is here!!

Hi guys,

I’ve been busy in a lot of things, one of them was http://www.omgowned.com official website 🙂

I’m happy to say I’ve Bought the domain and it’s up now!!

Hopefully will be posting all the crazy stuff there!! 🙂

See you @ www.omgowned.com


A “Valid” Letter to Mr. Bill Gates

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he ran up to Amritsar! (A place in india)
So, we request you to change that to ‘sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system?
I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft
sentence’, so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows ‘MY Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the
PC at home only.

9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My
Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.


Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?


Amazing Office Cubicles Competition – I wish I had an office like this

"Christmas Cube"

"IZEA Loco"

"Intentionally Blank Cubicle"

"The B&A Bonanza"

"Willy Wonka and the Candy Factory""Western Saloon"

"Tropical Paradise"

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Shit, am I winning?


He Tried

A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of Viagra but his request was denied.

‘Why can’t I have a double dose?’ the man asked.

‘It’s not safe,’ the doctor replied.

‘But I need it really bad,’ the man explained.
‘My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, one of my exes will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday.’

‘Okay, I’ll give it to you,’ the doctor relented. ‘But you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check to see if there are any side effects.’

On Monday the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office with his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, ‘What happened to you?’

Continue reading ‘He Tried’


Wow, this is crazy