If steven segal and chuck norris had a fight, that fight would last for 50 years and the worlds population would eventually die out through their awesome ninja moves. Basically every one would stop what they were doing and just watch the action. Eventually people would die of hunger, but they wouldn’t care cos they’d have seen something close to perfection. Their mums and dads wouldn’t care either cos they’d be dead too, either from the awesomeness, the hunger, or perhaps from people trying to copy what they had seen. So here is the moral of that fine and scary tale. Do not try to copy ninja moves, you will only kill your loved ones as ninja’s invented these moves for one purpose only. DEATH. And getting to the front of the lunch queue
Haha
Poppycock! Steven Segal would never be terrified, wistful or regretful
Stolen from the “Life in Hell” comics, but it was nice to be reminded of Akbar and Jeff.
ha ha ha
that is so clever! you’re hilarious!
He is after all a macho guy.
The “Petulant” photo made me “wistful.”
Does this guy still think he is a God? He bought into his own hype.. Too funny
He Sucks! Nailed his look as he has only one….BAD!
funny lol !
If steven segal and chuck norris had a fight, that fight would last for 50 years and the worlds population would eventually die out through their awesome ninja moves. Basically every one would stop what they were doing and just watch the action. Eventually people would die of hunger, but they wouldn’t care cos they’d have seen something close to perfection. Their mums and dads wouldn’t care either cos they’d be dead too, either from the awesomeness, the hunger, or perhaps from people trying to copy what they had seen. So here is the moral of that fine and scary tale. Do not try to copy ninja moves, you will only kill your loved ones as ninja’s invented these moves for one purpose only. DEATH. And getting to the front of the lunch queue
Cool S-H-*-T man……
If anybody’s seen the new movie “The Onion Movie”, he is CockPuncher in the movie and this aptly describes him.
Steven segal shops at my store and he buys science diet for his dogs…he is taller in person
Yes cannot be!
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